So of late I have been dating this Somali queen. I remember one time we had agreed to meet up after Mosque for a quick Lunch date and little did I know that she would come over with her sister. That was not even an issue, the main problem was that both were in black Buibuis that had covered everything of theirs leaving only the eyes.
Bwana at that point hata sikujua wangu ni mgani. I had been forced to limiting the use of the word “Babe” juu kidogo makosa ingeweza fanyika, nishtukie nimeita “Babe” mwenye si “Babe” hadi “Babe” ajam. So I had to tred very carefully.
But at least I was cruising in a Silver Mercedes GLC 250 2018 model. A very clean, neck breaking and sleek unit from our usual plugs pale Epic Travels. All I did was kujifanya gentleman. I to pretended to open the co-driver’s door for my one and only, ndo nione ni mgani angekuja kukaa mbele. Huyo ndo alikuwa the one and only.
Akili watu wangu!!!
Anyway to cut long story short that is how I managed to escape such explosive moments but to date I still wonder if maybe it was a set up or just a sheer coincidence that both would appear dressed up the same way and covered beyond recognition.
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